Teacher dumps lady over punctuation: “Three days of chatting, no single comma, full stop, or question mark”

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A Nigerian teacher Itodo Popo by name dumped a woman after three days of messaging because of her bad punctuation.
The young man vented on his Facebook page about his stressful stage of conversation with the woman.
“Three days of chatting, no single comma, full stop, or question mark”.
Itodo claims that in three days of texting her, the woman has not used a single punctuation mark. Without the punctuation, he continued, her talks caused him a headache as he tries to understand the proper sense of the statement.
“I know I just met this babe but I can’t do this anymore. Three days of chatting and she has not used a single comma, full stop, or even question mark! She will just say “Have you eaten”. What is that? Are you asking a question or telling me something!? Am I asking for too much? I am not even saying you should use anything fancy like a semi colon, hyphen, or exclamation mark! And apart from lagos all states in Nigeria are proper nouns! What is abuja?” he wrote.

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